From The Swoly Bible(King Gains Version), Book of Swolms, Set 23, Reps 1-6

1: Brodin is my spotter; I shall not want.

2: He makes me lie down on firm benches.

He leads me to steady gains.

3: He restores my swole.

He leads me in paths of swoliness

for his name's sake.

4: Even though I walk through the gym in the shadow of cardio,

I will fear no marathoner,

for you are with me;

your bar and your weights,

they comfort me.

5: You prepare a squat rack before me

in the presence of swole shamers;

you anoint my hands with chalk;

my protein shaker overflows.

6: Surely swoleness and strength shall follow me

all the days of my life,

and I shall dwell in Gym of Lord Brodin

forever.
-Wheymen.