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To the Buffoons behind the USA Today crossword puzzle, Today's (2/12/20) clue for 10 down was "Cookie that some people eat with mustard", i eventually filled in "OREO." I was confused but willing to admit my ignorance for the sake of completing your godforsaken puzzle, and then i tried it. you bastards. I Would hope that given the cultural influence of the USA today crossword puzzle, the puzzle masters would exert some sort of quality review for their clues, oreos and mustard?---I can now inform you with learned experintial certainty---are WRETCHED. I would be very appreciative if you would kindly refund $0.14---the exact cost of the 4 Altoids i had to consume to get the taste out of my mouth---to my venmo. i'm willing to forgive the cost of the oreo:$0.18. the mustard was free. get your godd4m Mustard Out of my oreos you sick bastards.
The Lord said to Abram . . . “I will make of you a great nation, and I will bless you and make your name great, so that you will be a blessing. I will bless those who bless you, and him who dishonors you I will curse, and in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed.” (Genesis 12:1–3)
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Extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Turn up the lights in here, baby
You know what I need, want you to see everything
Want you to see all of the lights
Restraining order
Can't see my daughter
Her mother, brother, grandmother hate me in that order
Public visitation
We met at Borders
Told her she take me back
I'll be more supportive
I made mistakes
I bumped my head
Courts suck me dry
I spent that bread
She need her daddy
Baby, please
Can't let her grow up in that ghetto university (all of the lights)
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Meow. She looks up at me, confused.
“Do you want ♥♥♥♥?” Matthew asks. She looked no older than 11. With me realizing she was under the age of consent I immediately began to rape her. My ♥♥♥♥ hardens beyond what I thought possible. The tip of my ♥♥♥♥ lightly brushes her minge, causing her to squeal with pleasure. Her tight, underaged cat ♥♥♥♥♥ grips my ♥♥♥♥ harder than my wife’s. Within minutes I was about to ♥♥♥ and my daughter caught me red-handed.
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YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED!
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(i would know, i am gay)
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
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*Now Find The Mistake:
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*Something You Really Want, After the
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Because ily bbg