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ㅤ* Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
ㅤ* I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
ㅤ* Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!
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