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Watching Consumer play is like witnessing a tech support scam in real time. He buys dual Berettas every round like it’s a cowboy movie, flashes his teammates like he’s auditioning for a circus, and can’t tell the difference between a smoke grenade and a Molotov. Once, in the middle of a 1v1 clutch, he tried to plant the bomb... on the CT side.
Consumer, go play Roblox.
Seriously. In Roblox, you can build, explore, and actually enjoy yourself without accidentally blowing up your teammates every three rounds. There's no pressure, no K/D judgment, and most importantly—no one expects you to hold B site alone.
Watching Consumer play is like witnessing a tech support scam in real time. He buys dual Berettas every round like it’s a cowboy movie, flashes his teammates like he’s auditioning for a circus, and can’t tell the difference between a smoke grenade and a Molotov. Once, in the middle of a 1v1 clutch, he tried to plant the bomb... on the CT side.
Consumer, go play Roblox.
Seriously. In Roblox, you can build, explore, and actually enjoy yourself without accidentally blowing up your teammates every three rounds. There's no pressure, no K/D judgment, and most importantly—no one expects you to hold B site alone.
Watching Consumer play is like witnessing a tech support scam in real time. He buys dual Berettas every round like it’s a cowboy movie, flashes his teammates like he’s auditioning for a circus, and can’t tell the difference between a smoke grenade and a Molotov. Once, in the middle of a 1v1 clutch, he tried to plant the bomb... on the CT side.
Consumer, go play Roblox.
Seriously. In Roblox, you can build, explore, and actually enjoy yourself without accidentally blowing up your teammates every three rounds. There's no pressure, no K/D judgment, and most importantly—no one expects you to hold B site alone.