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While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:30am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:51am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:27am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:55am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:01am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:28am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 9:16am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:00am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15am

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.