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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45pm

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01am

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44am

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14am

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:06am

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:28am

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 11:25am

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 12:07pm

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 11:35am

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 12:26pm

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 1:05pm

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 12:43pm

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42am

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42am

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 2:41am

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53am

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50am

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2020 @ 1:20pm

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 2:41am

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2020 @ 2:41am