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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 6:18am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2018 @ 2:14pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 4:33am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 3:41pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2018 @ 2:26pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 17 May, 2019 @ 4:30am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2018 @ 10:57am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 11:26am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 10:17am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 9:27am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 4 May, 2018 @ 8:44am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2018 @ 5:01am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2019 @ 6:44am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2018 @ 1:47pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 2:24pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2018 @ 2:15pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2018 @ 3:48pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2018 @ 2:46pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2018 @ 8:30am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2020 @ 8:01am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2018 @ 2:33pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 3:17pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 7 May, 2018 @ 1:53pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2018 @ 3:59pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 13 May, 2018 @ 10:41am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2018 @ 10:22am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 5:58am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 11:09am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 5:22am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:40am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2018 @ 1:37pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 11:19am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 10 May, 2018 @ 4:23am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 3:21am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 6:01am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 3:30am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 8:57am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2024 @ 8:31am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 6:01am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 2:58am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 7:28am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 3:59am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 6:16pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 3:46pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 5:49am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 12:03pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 11:36am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2020 @ 12:56pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 6:06pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 2:46am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!