-rep After a good game in CS:GO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a CS:GO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Can't be having any of that.

Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!!

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
ㅤ* The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!

+rep nice boy. Likes tea + digestives :D

+rep good human + nice player

+rep Relateable