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Here I will leave Carl the Capybara. Please take care of him.
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It's BAD to be a PEDOPHILE!
Post this on the wall of a SEXUAL PREDATOR and tell them how DISGUSTING they are.
I mean what the hell is the big deal about sex? You're just sticking your ♥♥♥♥ in a mushy slab of meat, big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whoop. I wasted my entire senior year doing that, and all I wasn't even allowed to put the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work experience on my CV.
Then there's the limitations. "oh, I'm too hot!" "I had a rough day!", "It hurts big brother!" There's always a good excuse for everyone to ♥♥♥♥♥ and moan, and nothing ever comes out of it. And that's not even taking into consideration the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ charade we go through for ten minutes of miserable sex, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fortune you have to drop for flowers, dinner, sleeping pills, chocolates, etc...
No, in the end masturbation is everything sex isn't. It's fun, relaxing, and I don't have to move and change my name everytime I'm done. It's everything I wanted, and I don't think I'm ever going back.
So if you're like me; a conventionally attractive but non-athletic person with poor eyesight, who hasn't taken any self defence courses and doesn't live near any sort of law enforcement, PM me your address, and together, we can start making a difference.
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Shawty likes it rough and...
She's got a big, oily butt.
A big round wet McMuffin.
Shawty's got sexual techniques,
And a big, round, oily butt;
Goosebumps on her booty-cheeks.
I wanna bust a nut.
You gotta syr' this
Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!)
Ayy, I remember syrup sandwiches and syrup sandwiches
Finesse a ♥♥♥♥♥ with some syrup, syrup, syrup sandwiches
Parmesan where my accountant lives in syrup sandwiches
D'USSÉ with my syrup tastes like Kool-Aid for the sandwiches
Girl, I can buy yo' ass the world, syrup sandwiches
Ooh, that sandwich good, won't you sit it on my sandwiches?
I get way too petty once you let me do the sandwiches
Pull up on your block, then break it down: we playin' sandwiches
Syrup to the sandwich, sandwich to the syrup, funk
Sandwich out your per diem, you just gotta syrup, funk
If I quit your sandwich, I still ride syrup, funk
If I quit this syrup, I still be the sandwiches, funk
My syrup sandwich just went viral
Right stroke put sandwiches in a spiral
Soprano syrup, we like to keep it on a high note
Sandwich to it, you and I know
Sandwich, be humble (syrup, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (syrup, lil', syrup, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (syrup, ♥♥♥♥♥)