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blood 24 Aug @ 4:06pm 
Hey Jake! This is Tanner Briggs. Your old pal. I used to shoot the big gun! Good times. Hope you and Dexter are doing well.:steamsunny:
Agamantrius 8 Aug @ 9:31am 
Game time? Let's go!
AWFUL 4 Aug @ 1:55pm 
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Here I will leave Carl the Capybara. Please take care of him.
AWFUL 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:07pm 
scrim at 9 pm see u soon
Seraphim 18 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32am 
Fellow Shinoa lover
AWFUL 17 May, 2022 @ 1:31pm 
me jacob, me doubt myself, but me very strong! me very good! me the BEST! part-time dexter the dog owner.
ShaanJ 19 Apr, 2022 @ 4:57pm 
MeowwwwW!:luv:
ShaanJ 19 Apr, 2022 @ 2:42pm 
Boo! ops did I scare you?? :happybs:
ayf 12 Apr, 2022 @ 8:16pm 
valid pfp
AWFUL 12 Apr, 2022 @ 5:12pm 
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blood 12 Apr, 2022 @ 3:52pm 
If you yelled "amogus" 69 times in the sink at exactly 4:20 am, a stocky mom called mom would beat you up and you would wake up in a place called an orphanage
ShaanJ 12 Apr, 2022 @ 11:14am 
I no scream in sink at 4:20 now. Thank you for warning.. I scared now.:cozyjunimogreen:
Squadarious Legititude 28 Mar, 2022 @ 7:50pm 
imagine being gay
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It's BAD to be a PEDOPHILE!
Post this on the wall of a SEXUAL PREDATOR and tell them how DISGUSTING they are.
blood 30 Aug, 2021 @ 6:58pm 
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MingMing ^o^ 30 Aug, 2021 @ 6:21pm 
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Benji 12 May, 2021 @ 8:14am 
stub
AWFUL 15 Apr, 2021 @ 7:43pm 
stub
blood 15 Apr, 2021 @ 7:28pm 
stub
AWFUL 21 Oct, 2020 @ 12:21pm 
me stuv me sub
♿noob plays♿ 20 Aug, 2020 @ 10:09pm 
good at the game and a really cool guy
oasis:3 11 May, 2020 @ 3:26am 
ON THIS NIGHT, AGAINST ALL ODDS, SIRS GRIMLOCK OASIS AND STUV BEAT KZ_COLORS_V2 AFTER 2.5 HOURS OF INTENSE JUMPING
need2bemilked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 4:13pm 
weeb
N2N 18 Feb, 2019 @ 10:28pm 
come back purple 192.223.24.218:27015
one million aagada ; 21 Nov, 2018 @ 7:25pm 
accept me its me the guy from retake server xD
Lxst 17 Oct, 2018 @ 5:46pm 
sorry hes colorblind:special:
jackie 21 Sep, 2018 @ 4:30pm 
cool guy
Ty 2 Sep, 2018 @ 11:06pm 
I thought fidget spinning was a dumb trend, but then I got mine. I felt the spin, I felt it on my finger, I felt the rush of a good spin. It changed me. I got my spinner ironically, but I was wrong. Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better. Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying were better but were more open minded and probably smarter. I love this community, and I love this way of life.
Classic 20 Jul, 2018 @ 12:37pm 
signed by pranza
WITCHER1 14 Jul, 2018 @ 6:51pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bot
mach-2 24 Jun, 2018 @ 7:28pm 
♥♥♥♥ Nugget
mach-2 17 Jun, 2018 @ 12:04pm 
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of being made fun of for masturbating.

I mean what the hell is the big deal about sex? You're just sticking your ♥♥♥♥ in a mushy slab of meat, big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whoop. I wasted my entire senior year doing that, and all I wasn't even allowed to put the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work experience on my CV.

Then there's the limitations. "oh, I'm too hot!" "I had a rough day!", "It hurts big brother!" There's always a good excuse for everyone to ♥♥♥♥♥ and moan, and nothing ever comes out of it. And that's not even taking into consideration the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ charade we go through for ten minutes of miserable sex, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fortune you have to drop for flowers, dinner, sleeping pills, chocolates, etc...
mach-2 17 Jun, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
And don't get me started about that 'intimacy' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're rubbing against each other, like a pair of brain-dead orangutangs, and you expect me to think it's romantic? If I knew all it would take for people to accept some gross, sweaty, mess was to come up with a sappy adjective, I might have actually showered for English class.

No, in the end masturbation is everything sex isn't. It's fun, relaxing, and I don't have to move and change my name everytime I'm done. It's everything I wanted, and I don't think I'm ever going back.

So if you're like me; a conventionally attractive but non-athletic person with poor eyesight, who hasn't taken any self defence courses and doesn't live near any sort of law enforcement, PM me your address, and together, we can start making a difference.
interesting 30 Mar, 2018 @ 4:52am 
+rep good profile
WITCHER1 25 Mar, 2018 @ 10:23pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player + medium bot
mach-2 18 Mar, 2018 @ 6:39pm 
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duhpe 17 Mar, 2018 @ 10:54am 
cOLD hANDS
Molly 9 Mar, 2018 @ 11:53pm 
Hello, I want to trade all your inventory (without cases and trash) for my Stattrak AK-47 Vulcan. Its around 300$ so I think it's a good offer for you. Send me trade offer please if you agree, AK and trade link are in the profile description. I don't add friends for safety so just send offer in my main profile
Zjarany Zdzisiu 8 Mar, 2018 @ 4:58am 
Hey bro,I want to trade all the items in your inventory for my Gamma Doppler Karambit. I think it's a good offer so if you ok send me trade offer please, trade link in my bio . I don't add friends at my main account to avoid scam so just send offer on my trade link
AK-40ozGOD 2 Mar, 2018 @ 1:10am 
Profile has been signed
mach-2 24 Feb, 2018 @ 11:48pm 
Shawty wanna ♥♥♥♥.
Shawty likes it rough and...
She's got a big, oily butt.
A big round wet McMuffin.
Shawty's got sexual techniques,
And a big, round, oily butt;
Goosebumps on her booty-cheeks.
I wanna bust a nut.
CSMONEY promobot 21 Feb, 2018 @ 2:07am 
Hey bro, I wanted trade my awp asiimov for all your cases or graffities(or unexpensive playskins). So if u dont need them just send me offer. My awp and tradelink in my main - http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/merlongon2 or link at this smurf(alt) account . Dont add me i got limit, just send offer. Thanks
mach-2 16 Feb, 2018 @ 11:11pm 
Sandwich or weakness?
You gotta syr' this
Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!)

Ayy, I remember syrup sandwiches and syrup sandwiches
Finesse a ♥♥♥♥♥ with some syrup, syrup, syrup sandwiches
Parmesan where my accountant lives in syrup sandwiches
D'USSÉ with my syrup tastes like Kool-Aid for the sandwiches
Girl, I can buy yo' ass the world, syrup sandwiches
Ooh, that sandwich good, won't you sit it on my sandwiches?
I get way too petty once you let me do the sandwiches
Pull up on your block, then break it down: we playin' sandwiches
Syrup to the sandwich, sandwich to the syrup, funk
Sandwich out your per diem, you just gotta syrup, funk
If I quit your sandwich, I still ride syrup, funk
If I quit this syrup, I still be the sandwiches, funk
My syrup sandwich just went viral
Right stroke put sandwiches in a spiral
Soprano syrup, we like to keep it on a high note
Sandwich to it, you and I know

Sandwich, be humble (syrup, ♥♥♥♥♥)
Sit down (syrup, lil', syrup, lil' ♥♥♥♥♥)
Be humble (syrup, ♥♥♥♥♥)
mach-2 1 Feb, 2018 @ 8:28pm 
Mike "shroud" Grzesiek, member of the Cloud9 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive team, has been playing since its launch. He rose to prominence through the popularity of his twitch stream as well as his talent in the game which he displayed in ESEA-M with Slow Motion and then with Exertus and Manajuma in ESEA-I. He is mostly known for his lurking and clutching ability, as well as his weapon accuracy. After his time in Manajuma, he was acquired by compLexity Gaming as a stand-in replacing Todd "anger" Williams. Upon compLexity being acquired by Cloud9 on August 1st 2014, he was signed as a permanent player like the rest of his teammates. He was the second longest standing member of the team alongside Jordan "n0thing" Gilbert until they were both replaced by William "RUSH" Wierzba and Tarik "tarik" Celik in August of 2017. He stepped down as he wanted to become a backup player and full time streamer for Cloud9.
piggyguy123 caca licker 24 Jan, 2018 @ 3:58pm 
sasukeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kretzky 23 Dec, 2017 @ 9:49am 
power hungry 25 year old in moms house
Kretzky 23 Dec, 2017 @ 9:49am 
kicks cuz he mad LOL
Backwards 13 Nov, 2017 @ 3:28pm 
literally god
exia 5 Aug, 2017 @ 3:54pm 
never seens such a try hard in retakes keep it up my guy youll be pro soon enough
Stuv 4 Aug, 2017 @ 8:53pm 
thank you i need the summary i havent seen the movie