Recent reviews by DimTheCrackoon

its gay

the game is not worth the 20 dollars
you cant put anything you want together
the physics is very lacking
same with the graphics

Probably one of the best games I have ever played

However the mission For Victory requires the most stupid requirments that the devs dont even tell you so you end up doing the mission and getting stuck endlessly on the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ duel

Really gay and really stupid

great game i will give it that and fun too the only thing i hate is this disastrous grueling feeble drueling goob review that my friend made

"This game might as well be called Paraplegic Simulator.
You get endlessly chases by zombies with no avail, all of the guns have the power and accuracy of a NERF Dart Blaster, the UI is AIDS and every time I think I'm getting somewhere the game has the need to use the power of god himself to strike me down by spawning 5 quadrillion zombies in a move that makes it feel like a Boomer just blew up on you.
One time I spawned in a Police Station and got a bunch of guns and loot only for one single minuscule zombie to enter the building. Now, this seems like a normal encounter, right? No, because in this game your character's aim is to that of a disabled zebra wearing a bald cap. You could empty an entire magazine aiming directly at something and still none of your shots could connect.
This game is great if you love getting kicked in the balls, since that's what I wish I've done instead of buying this dumpster fire." - jackstonOHB0Y DEC 28 2023

shoot kill and maybe get head by lester once or twice higly reccommend

while it is a great game it demands more than any other game out there beside maybe cyberpunk, last of us port and ready or not it is a requirement to not cheap out when it comes to this game i have a gtx 1650 intel i3 10105f 16gb ram and 4gb vram and i still cant handle this game

got every achievement and finished 4 times good game

f*ck with friends
me f*ck friends
me gay?

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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ADDED NOTES:
As for bugs I have found few bugs usually only in online and in the case of bugs they have been really funny.
Personally this is My favorite game of all time although if you do try it understand that the snow area is only a tutorial and will feel slow and boring until you get to chapter 2 so don't hate it till you get past chapter 1