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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:58pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2014 @ 2:57pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 3:09am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 3:01am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 10:02am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 10:06am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 3:25pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 2:55am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 10:55am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 10:46am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 10:46am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:29pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 9:57am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2014 @ 12:37pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 9:54am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 10:55am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 2:20pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 10:23am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:28pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:53pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:28pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:34pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 9:46am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 3:28pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 10:24am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 11:40am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 2:22pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 10:19am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 2:19pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 10:39am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 10:23am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 11:13am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 11:19am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 11:19am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 11:44am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 11:46am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2014 @ 12:19pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2015 @ 11:59pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 12:15am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 7:19am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 12:25am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 12:34am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 12:46am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 12:59am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 1:04am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 1:10am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 1:18am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 1:18am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 10:28pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 10:35pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 1:11am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2015 @ 11:54pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2016 @ 1:25am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2015 @ 11:59pm

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2015 @ 1:18am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:43am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 12:05pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:49am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:46am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:49am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:45am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2016 @ 11:31am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.