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11 facts about Strafe :
1 - Strafe lost his virginity even before his parents.
2 - When Strafe goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
3 - The father's name of Strafe is Strafe Junior.
4 - Strafe helped the nurses when he was born.
5 - Strafe never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
6- When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Strafe.
7 - Oxygen needs Strafe to survive.
8 - It is impossible for Strafe to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack him.
9 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Strafe.
10 - One day Strafe missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
11 - One day Strafe arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.