Strong's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 6:51am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:32am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 5:24am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:19am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 1:19pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 1:21am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 7:02pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 1:02pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 8:19am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2018 @ 10:47am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2018 @ 4:25am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 4:50am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 12:38pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 6:37pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 9:53am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:23am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 5:38am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2018 @ 8:12am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:27am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 7:36am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 1:13am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 12:18pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2018 @ 9:26am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2018 @ 10:50am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:31am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 5:31am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 12:31pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 6:54am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2018 @ 1:02pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:02am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 1:21pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 1:18pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 6:30am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:16am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 6:43pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 1:27pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 7:53am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2015 @ 7:48am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 4:35pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 8:28am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

12 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30