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5.8 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
balls
Posted 31 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
10/10 Bagel cooked himself.
Posted 23 July.
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74.3 hrs on record (38.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
truck
Posted 17 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.5 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
Great game, but the game's age is showing and crashes too often mid game. There are "fixes" but some may or may not work. Frankly.... it is too much of a hassle to get a get game running long enough to finish a game with friends.
Posted 25 July, 2024.
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19.1 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
> Go to work
> Find funi plastic fish
> take plastic fish
> see monster
> scream
> die
> Profit?

> watch friend do the same thing

13/10 would recommend
Posted 18 November, 2023. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7,873.3 hrs on record (7,580.2 hrs at review time)
poopoo
Posted 23 May, 2023. Last edited 1 July.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.6 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- Shoot a ♥♥♥♥ ton of bugs
- Rock and Stone
- Drink before going on a murderous mission
- Beards
- Good time with the boys

Cons:
- Not enough Rock and Stone
- Cant drink on the job
Posted 26 November, 2020. Last edited 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,955.0 hrs on record (1,954.2 hrs at review time)
A Frustrating Experience Riddled with Greed and Neglect!

TLDR:

Grand Theft Auto 5 has devolved into a frustrating experience driven by greed and neglect. New players are faced with insurmountable challenges, and the decision-makers at Rockstar consistently make changes against the community's best interests. The lack of communication and understanding from the developers is disheartening, and their relentless focus on monetization only serves to further alienate and frustrate players. Save your time and money, and look elsewhere for an enjoyable gaming experience.

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As a new player, this game is not only difficult but seemingly impossible to progress in. It's as if the developers wanted to discourage any newcomers from even attempting to enjoy the game. The sheer lack of balance and fair gameplay mechanics is incredibly frustrating.

What's even worse is that the decision-makers at Rockstar seem to actively work against the community's best interests. Instead of listening to player feedback and implementing changes accordingly, they make alterations that only serve to worsen the overall experience. It's clear that Rockstar is completely out of touch with what is happening in their own game.

Every update released for GTA 5 is a thinly veiled attempt to squeeze money out of players by encouraging them to purchase shark cards with real-life currency. The community is repeatedly lied to, with these updates being deceitfully marketed as "improvements" and "streamlining the experience." It's a blatant money-grab, and it's disheartening to see the developers prioritize profit over player satisfaction.

Adding insult to injury, early adopters of the PlayStation 5 and Xbox X have been met with a slap in the face. Rockstar forces them to delete their characters from the old generation, completely disregarding the time and effort invested in building those characters. It's a clear disrespect for loyal players and shows a lack of consideration for their gaming experience. The latest update allows the player to keep their character in old gen, which is adding insult to injury by not compensating the early adopters!

And let's not forget about the PC players who are still waiting for the updated and enhanced version of the game. Rockstar has locked away significant content behind this wall, essentially punishing PC players for choosing a different platform. It's an unfair treatment and a disappointment for those who have been eagerly waiting for the promised enhancements.

The creator experience within GTA 5 has been deliberately sabotaged by the developers. Thousands of jobs in the game are now broken, ruining the creative potential of the community. Rockstar's actions show a complete disregard for the efforts and passion of players who strive to create engaging content within the game.

To top it all off, Rockstar has removed nearly 200 vehicles from the game under the guise of "improvement." This thinly veiled attempt to monetize further proves the developers' greed. Instead of enhancing the game's content, they strip it away, leaving players with fewer options unless they are willing to spend even more money.
Posted 29 June, 2019. Last edited 20 June, 2023.
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98.3 hrs on record (34.0 hrs at review time)
- You get to kill zombies
- You can play as many classes
- You can burn zombies, shoot them in the face or blow them up
- Very high amount of gore
- Good meme to play with friends

11/10 would recommend
Posted 24 November, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
It works ^^

If you didnt know: - After buying this pack, go to your library. Right click trove and click on view CD key.
- Go to Glyph and enter the code there and then you will have your patron.
Posted 6 July, 2016.
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