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189.6 hrs on record (37.7 hrs at review time)
Once again Democracy Prevails

To the community, great job holding the line, and Arrow Head good job!
Posted 19 February, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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660.1 hrs on record (507.2 hrs at review time)
Good game ruined by corrupted developers owned by Tencent who want nothing more then your wasted time and money. Only good thing from Sweden is tools, Köp inte grisen i säcken
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
11.3 hrs on record
This game was a huge let down. Anyone who says it's alright or good are talking nonsense. The only good thing about this game are the graphics. Combat is a terrible L/R dodge mechanic that no one finds fun after 20 min. Gun play would be fun but someone had the smart idea to share frames and not ammo. What a great design, also half of the guns are useless due to poor balancing.

Story.... what a terrible, nonsensical, boring, unoriginal, blunder. Fast opening with no build up, boring middle with poor decision making, and an end that would make anyone want their money back. The movie 'The Pest' with John Leguizamohas has better character development then this hunk of dung.

Upgrading.... The 3D printing aspect is cool for the first time. Watching an item splice into existence is immersive, but fades quickly due to print times. No armor upgrading, or any addition suits to better survive the boring, puss infested, uninspiring humanoid creatures that roam around or wait for trigger to attempt to jump scare the remembrance of the $60 price tag.

Performance... is ok at this time after updates and patches.I played day one and was slapped in the face with a unoptimized product. Truly felt as if a developer with Striking Distance drove from San Ramon and defecated into my PC.

Combat... Here are all the combos in the game..... ready? (A, D spam left mouse click) oh that didn't work then try (A, D, A spam left mouse click) or how about a late game combo (A, D, A, D, spam left mouse click, quick shot, repeat).

Don't buy this game. Truly a waste of time. I think most Sci-fi channel low budget movies have better story/plot then this game.
Posted 17 December, 2022.
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7.5 hrs on record
For anyone who wants a unique experience, and likes puzzle games with body horror and flip phone penises, this game is for you. Unfortunately the play time (7 hours to complete while taking my time) and content makes it no where near its $40 price tag. If you really feel like taking a dive into a Giger/Beksiński world of bio mechanical penetration puzzle game, then go for it. Might be worth $20 max. Its a unique experience, overshadowed by game length and content... Sham.
Posted 16 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
149.4 hrs on record (61.1 hrs at review time)
Wait until full release or when more game modes are added. Currently not enough game modes to indulge in. Also the weekly challenges lead to poor game performance and objective play. Once fixed should be really food. Also if you tie up on One Flag game mode that the end..... like there's no best to 3?????? like who was smoking paper towel rolls..... no logic
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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57 people found this review helpful
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95.8 hrs on record (84.0 hrs at review time)
BUY ON SALE!!!!

Borderlands 3 is a content filled fun game that has its moments with the story. After finishing my first playthrough with Zane and getting Amara, FL4K, and Moze about 90% into the first run i was supprised the amount of content i recived for $30.00, which brings me to the next point..... the Season pass and prices.

PLEASE ONLY BUY THIS GAME ON SALE the price of the season pass during off season prices is grossly over priced and disgusting. here are the current prices.

Borderlands 3 (base) $59.99
Borderlands 3 (Ultimate Edition) $98.87
Season pass 1 $49.99
Season pass 2 $29.99

And i paid $35.99 for the Super Deluxe Edition which comes with the game, the first season pass which is overpriced not on sale. fin game just wait for sale.






Posted 16 May, 2021.
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31.1 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
Immersive AF


Completed my first run around 14 hours with 25 hours on record with steam. The difference between times comes from pre-planing fights. This is one of the first games i've played in the the last 3 year that really put me in a situation that i had to sit there and just think. Looking at the map, inventory, and weapons to figure out a way to not end up in a knife fight. A game that really but me in a dark immersive world with grim hope. I don't know if its the monitor i have or the time of day i would play, but CAPCOM did such a good job really submerging me into the Village. If your a fan of Resident Evil and first person shooters.... with puzzles this is a great game.

Crafting is also easy and not frustrating at all. Very simplistic and rewarding when it comes to weapon upgrades. Also KILL ALL THE ANIMALS and save the meat. On my second play through and feels just as fresh.

9/10

RIP Ethan's hands
Posted 10 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
100.2 hrs on record (55.5 hrs at review time)
After finishing this game i cried like a child. True story... and ill do it again if i have to.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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444.9 hrs on record (146.3 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Stab yourself in the eyes

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t


---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

With a game like Mordhau its all about the multiplayer. Playing frontline for hours cutting people heads off while someone with a lutebot is playing an ACDC song. These game has alot of charm. It also has some weapon balancing issues. Some of the more poke weapons seem to out class most of the slash/blunt weapons. These is also contributed to latency. Great game for some fun just stay in official servers.

---Final Verdict---
7.5/10
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
196.8 hrs on record (196.0 hrs at review time)
Almost 200 hours into the game and max out all of the characters i have to say this game was released a year to early. I cant deal with the daily updates and nerf/balence changes. How does a game with only 5 characters to get right still have issues. Also most of the community sucks.
Posted 31 October, 2018.
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