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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 12:45pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 1:09pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 4:23pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 3:43pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 2:50am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 2:00am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 6:55pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:06pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 7:28pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 2:29am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 3:36pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 6:27pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 7:28pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 4:27pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 8:11pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 12:47pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 1:25pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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