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Crack your fingers in public and no one bats an eye. Try to finger your crack, and suddenly you're a threat... We Live in a Society...

Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼

okay, you got me there. i dont actually suck toes in the evening; i do it first thing in the morning. goku has taught me better than that

i am reminded of an episode i once saw of a television show. in it, a genius scientist, in order to escape an unpleasant obligation, transforms himself into a pickled gherkin--while still retaining his cognitive capabilities and power of speech. fanciful, yes, but one forgives this while watching, overcome as one is by the sheer humorousness of the premise. later, when the scientist, still in his vegetable form, finds himself lost in a sewer and accosted by hungry vermin, he must use his wits to overcome his own limitations, lest he be eaten alive. a useful metaphor, i've found. tell me, will... will you overcome your limitations? or will you allow yourself to be... eaten?