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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:58am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 12:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:14am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:15pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:18pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:19pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:43pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:36am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:53am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:02am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:18pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:25am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 4:54am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:50am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:46pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:01pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:37am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 4:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:56am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:20am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:45am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 4:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:21am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:13pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:02pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:44pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:29am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:59am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:59am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 5:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 10:25am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:55am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:15pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:15pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:19am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:01pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:11pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 11:25am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:13am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:13am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:28pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:16am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:01pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:01pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:19pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:25pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:27pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 1:13am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:15pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:21pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:30pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:34pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:34pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:09am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:23pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:25pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:45pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:12pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:45am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 May @ 9:53pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:56am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:24am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:01pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:07pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:25pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:29pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:53am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:49am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:48am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:47am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:44am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:49am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:51am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:51am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:58am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:25pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:50am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:50am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:55am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:18pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 11:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:53am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:20pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:42pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:43pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:09pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:06pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:28pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:46am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:39pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:55am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:49am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:49am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 7:21am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:18am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:11am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:50am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:04pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:51am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:53am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:33am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:05pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:05pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:05pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:06pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 9:03am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 9:03am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:11am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:11am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:11am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:14pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:15pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:19pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 11:49am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:27pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:51am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:01am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:19pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:31pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:56am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:49am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:57am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:03am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:48am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:51am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:58am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:58am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:07am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:51am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:51am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:12am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:17pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:42am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:49am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:56am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:07am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:12am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:12am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:26pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:53am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:24am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:02am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:55am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:43pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:18pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:24pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:49am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:05am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:21am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 9:29pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:03am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:14am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:12pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:12am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:27am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:27am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:26am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:35am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:44am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:32am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:07am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:07am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:25pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:44am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:31pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:56am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:00am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:02am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:03am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:12am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:18am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:18am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:10pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:27pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:18am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:59am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:10am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:12am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:18am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:23pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:45am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:47am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:02pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:24am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:18pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:43am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May @ 9:28pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:55am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:49am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:28pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:51am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:21am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:17pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May @ 9:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:47am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:53am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 10:58am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:03am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:44pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:05pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:03am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:17pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:18pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:48am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:30am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:55am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:10pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:56am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:02am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:10am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:10am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:25am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:23pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:45am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:45am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May @ 9:30pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 9:34pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 9:34pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May @ 9:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:21am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:45am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:14am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:18pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:23am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:27pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:26pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:51am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:50am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:54am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:04am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:11am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:17pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:42am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:56am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:56am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:09am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:37pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:10am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:12am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:18am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:17pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:17pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:18am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:42am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:05am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:05am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 9:34pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 9:34pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:08am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:55am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:27pm



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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