him

+rep he the GOAT

Good Captain Falcon player

+rep sexy ass man

+rep good gamer

-rep he has Halo 4 in his featured games showcase!

+rep future esports god

-rep he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife :(

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend

Rawr x3 *nuzzlez* *pounces on u* UwU you're so wa-

Suddenly, the 400 pound heavily obese woman wearing cat ears writing these exact lines was shot in the head by God himself, brought down to earth in a human form almost as powerful as his own unwithheld true strength. And what did he say, upon killing such a hideous monster?

"“Soulja Boy is gonna be real with you, times have been rough in the Soulja Household. Kids don’t listen to my music anymore, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mario people are suing me, and now I am learning that Fortnite has insulted me by not including my iconic dance in their game. I got my own kids flossing instead of ‘Supermanning Hoes’ like their father invented.”

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅