CSGO

Your team always consists of these 5 people:
1. You
2. Russian Guy
3. Another Russian Guy
4. Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother

The enemy team always consists of these 5 people:
1. Professional CS Player who played since 1.6
2. Amazing Lucker who always lands the perfect nades
3. Spinbotter
4. Cheater who is fake-nicking KennyS
5. A noob who calls you a cheater and says his uncle @ valve will ban you


This makes for a perfectly balanced and fun game. Amazing gameplay and a lot of fun! There is nothing like getting tapped through the Dust2 mid doors by a spinbotter with autosniper every round...

ABOUT ME

Name: Steven
Age: 27 (16.03.1998)
Country: Germany

CsGo Stuff

Favorite Team: Fnatic, Navi
Favorite Player: s1mple
Favorite Maps: All Oldschool Maps
Main Weapon: AWP

PC SPECS

CPU: Ryzen 7 9800X3D
GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090

FAVORITE GAMES

Assassin’s Creed (All Games + Movie)
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
ARMA 3
Hitman (All Games + Movie)