I once knew an egg by the name of Steve
Laid by a moo cow i believe
Wore pants, suspenders and a tie
Only washed his face on the 5th of July
Steve took a nap an a frying pan
And woke up next to saussages
Steve the egg, Steve the egg
How'd he wear pants without no legs
Steve the egg, Steve the egg
He woke up next to saussages