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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:46am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:10am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 7:46pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:37am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:42pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 5:41pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:53am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:26pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:32pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:08pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:26pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:40pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:14pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:55pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:17pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 3:46pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 8:40pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:40am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:59am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:15am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:46am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:50am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:57am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:18am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:17am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:45am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 8:25pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:32pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 4:21pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:35pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 1:23pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2020 @ 6:01pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 2:11pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 3:32pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 5:12pm