Recent reviews by Statua

Beautiful artwork. Calming music. Variable difficulty. Play at your own pace. This game is one of my favourite ways to unwind in the evening. There isnt a ton of content right now, but what is there has excellent replay value.

Arguably better than the original Half-Life.

Do you love history? Do you love strategy games? Sucks to suck but at least this game will be fun for you!

First time you play this game, be prepared to reload from save a lot while you learn. Second time you play this game, turn on permadeath and let the story unfold before you.

I love this game 2 player more than 4 player. Palicos are a great time and a great tool and it's much less chaotic with them instead of 2 more friends with giant blades that fling you everywhere.

Would it hurt to at least add to the story and finish it? There's only 3 tasks after the initial tutorial-like mission. Its like they worked on the first 5% of the campaign and gave up.

Game taught me how to make cool bridges. Replicated one of my cool bridges for a science competition. Bridge held the equivlant of a small child. Won competition.

10/10 game taught me better than my teacher

No-lifed the story till the end. Played online with friends. Got bored. Found out about the Rage Hook plugin for modding, now I cant stop playing again.

Is there life beyond this game? Can people live without toolguns and physguns? How do you build things without thrusters and the weld tool? I'm staying in here. Making helicopters out of plastic sheets and a computer chip sounds way better than this responsibility thing people always talk about.

Oh and uh, do you happen to know what year it is by any chance?

Very relaxing and mind stimulating at the same time. Kind of like bringing a hot tub to your philosophy class while listening to soundtrack music. However, if you had a hard time playing Portal, it'll be more like playing monopoly with your crazy aunt who won't let you leave until the entire board is owned.

Your choice.