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🤗
Why should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don't
deserve it. -- Calvin
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Book: "That young man's very brave."
Mal: "Yeah. He's my hero!"
😷
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy
🙂
You'll always be,
What you always were,
Which has nothing to do with,
All to do, with her.
-- Company
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Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
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If I don't document something, it's usually either for a good reason,
or a bad reason. In this case it's a good reason. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <1992Jan17.005405.16806@netlabs.com>
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With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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[on the phone]
Chris: So, what are you wearing? [pause]
Chris: Wow. I bet you can see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
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do not contact me
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der Spasti von damals hat doch wirklich ein Ban bekommen aber meint er muss mein Profil auf seinem scheiß Acc verlinken
peinlich so ein Leben wie du zu haben