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Play Stellar Blade instead.

widowmaker foot job

when the ncr asks you to pay for EBT:

Rimworld at its core is a colony management simulation, but beyond that there is a much deeper, hidden layer.

Rimworld really is an allegory to living in Poland.

When the average Pole comes of age he is cast out from his dresiarze compound (See: Tenement building) in downtown Bydgoszcz™ with three other peers to a life of hardship, endurance, and sacrifice for the ultimate goal of emigrating to London. My first kamienica was in a tropical rainforest in Polańczyk™.

Life was rough at first, Stanisław was a natural leader of the group, having the most social and intellectual stats at 5 points each. Through his efforts he, alongside Józef and Mścisław were able to build a modest home to shelter them through the harsh summers and tropical diseases native to southern Poland™. We subsisted off of potatoes, of which we had turned into Żywiec™ and for meat we had hunted the local monkey population, turning their meat into Traditional™ Polish™ Kielbasa™. Using the leather gained from the hunted monkeys we also started to produce the finest in tracksuit fashion for which we would trade for monetary value and vodka.

Eventually as being Polish™ is considered a crime to the rest of the world our neighbors had taken offense to our simple, Traditional™ Polish™ living. One day as we were enjoying out Kielbasa™ and pierogi™ a group of Germans led by a man named Hans decided to pillage our small commune in Polańczyk™. The Polish™ spirit surged. We were few in number, but the Germans underestimated the Polish™ will to live. Over the next two years we had waged war with our neighbors, using their German sensibilities against them, our tactic of trapping them in a large walk in freezer to incapacitate them and then harvesting their organs to trade for even more Żywiec™ to keep the Polish™ war machine well-fed.

While our tactics had worked against the Germans eventually we were overrun by an insectoid (See: Russian) infestation and the tiny community of Polańczyk™ would never recover, thus ending the dreams of eventually emigrating to London.

10 bottles of Żywiec™/5 rolls of kielbasa™

*EDIT* Thanks for the Reddit Gold kind strangers!

*EDIT EDIT* Wow I didn't expect this to take off!

the world if shawty wasn't like a melody in my head.