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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:23am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:25am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:08am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:35am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:37am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:36am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:52am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:37am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:54am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:07pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:29am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:22pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:37am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:44am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:42am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:25am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:22am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:29am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:54am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:12am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:11am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:52am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:28am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:28am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:08pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:37am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:14pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:04am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:35am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:32am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:32am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:38am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:35am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:49pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:06pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:19am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:07pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:24pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:09am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:34am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:36am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:09pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:04am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:22pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:38am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:56am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:02pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:02pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:39pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:10pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:35am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:45am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:12pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:26am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:40am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:44am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:39am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:54am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:12am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:56am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:48am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:36am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:33am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:19am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:26am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 4:49am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:24am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:19am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:59am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:04am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:36am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:10am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:07pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:03am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:25am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:50am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:53am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:46am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 3:55am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:07pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:03am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:39am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:43am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:38am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:34am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:41am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:42am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:29am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:28am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:11pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:11pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:29am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:30am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:55pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:26am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:24am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:36am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:48am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:24am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:24am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:34am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:53am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:05am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:58am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:34am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:04am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:08am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:56am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:33am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:07am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:24am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:14pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:38pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:31am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:54am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:34am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:26am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:06am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:39am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:16pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:32am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:39am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:39am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:42am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:32am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:04am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:48am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:39am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:24am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:37am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:37am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:11pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:53am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:53am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:38am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:38am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:24pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:43am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:24am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:24am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:24am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:24am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:28am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:53pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:40am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:39am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:25am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:30am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:37am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:35am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:37am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:19am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:22am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:41am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:26am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:34am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:06am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:32am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:35am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:59am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:03am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:35am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:18am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:30am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:38am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:25am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:42pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:48am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:27am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:23pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:11pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:12am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:19am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May @ 2:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:35am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:35am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:37am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:37am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:21am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:26am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:26am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:26am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:48am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:35am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:37am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:05am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:00am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:29am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:54am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:19am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:48am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:39am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 6:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:34am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:39am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 8:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:37am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:40am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:36am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:28am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:55pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:39am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:21am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:21am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:54am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:57am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:38am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:22am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:26am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:23pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:38am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:27am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:20am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:34am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:19am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:17am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:32am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:37am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:23pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:59am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:34am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:23am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:38am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:00am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:22am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:08am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:24am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked