Hello, world! My name is Nathan aka StableJello and I’m here to read you a story of The Little Jello Cube That Could. There once was a little jello cube who's name was Timothy. Timothy had a rare disease called unstable bowel syndrome; this made him poop himself everywhere he went. Every doctor that he saw told him that there was no known cure and he will always have unstable bowels. He was so desperate to find a cure that he was willing to do anything, even anal sex , which, according to a man in a dark alley he met one day, was the only way to fix it. The man said that he wanted to help Timothy so much he was willing to give it to him for free. Timothy had his doubts about the anal sex that was going to be performed via the anus mainly because the man had a really sexual face whenever he talked about anal sex and simultaneously seemed to produce semen via the penis. Timothy immediately put that thought aside, though, because the man seemed quite genuine with his curled mustache, ski mask and Vaseline filled glove. Later that night when the anal sex was scheduled Timothy was preparing his anus with lube; that’s when it happened, the man stuck his genitals in the Timothy’s anus by surprise. Two hours later Timothy was grateful for the anal sex to be over. He could barely stand because he was not used to his bum hole being that hollow. Timothy said to the man, "Why did you surprise me with the anal sex and not go as planned." The man responded, "I didn’t want you to be scared and move making my genitals go in to the nearby cats anus." Timothy understood and thanked the man for surprising him as he truly did love his cat and did not want harm to come to him. After is was all said and done the man felt so relieved and offered another round but Tim immediately denied. Although Timothy was in so much pain he was not pooping himself and was astounded. Just to make sure he was fixed, he took a walk around town and not a single poop left his body while walking. Tim waddled to the man who performed the anal sex and thanked him. The man said "No problem, it was a fun". Long story short Timothy’s unstable bowel syndrome was fixed and he was forever recognized as StableJello. Fin.


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