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0.1 hrs on record
Assetto Corsa isn’t just a racing game—it’s a driving experience. If you love the feeling of pure, realistic car handling, this is the holy grail of sims. The physics are incredibly detailed, the cars feel authentic, and if you have a proper racing setup, it’s as close to real racing as you can get without actually owning a track-ready supercar.

The modding community is insane, adding everything from custom tracks and cars to full-blown real-world circuits. Whether you’re into drifting, time attacks, or serious wheel-to-wheel racing, Assetto Corsa lets you tailor the experience exactly how you want.
Posted 2 June.
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0.7 hrs on record
Undertale is unlike anything else—it gives you the choice to fight monsters or befriend them, and somehow turns that decision into the most stressful moral dilemma of your life. You think you’re playing a cute game? Ha! Just wait until the consequences of your choices start personally attacking you.

The dialogue is hilarious, the music slaps, and the characters will haunt your dreams in the best way possible. And let's talk about Sans—a skeleton who speaks in Comic Sans and makes puns like it's his life’s mission. This game should come with a warning: You will catch feelings for pixelated characters, and it will be awkward.

Why it’s amazing:

A battle system that lets you be nice instead of murdery.

Ridiculously funny writing mixed with suspicious amounts of emotional depth.

Music so good it should be illegal.

Secrets and twists that will ruin your ability to trust any game ever again.

Why it will ruin you:

It will shatter your soul and you’ll thank it for the experience.

You will never look at RPGs the same way after this.

Sans will permanently live in your brain rent-free.

Listen, just play Undertale. Then take a moment to reflect on your choices, scream internally, and restart the game because now you need to see what happens if you do the exact opposite.
Posted 2 June.
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95.2 hrs on record (49.3 hrs at review time)
If you’re looking for a realistic, challenging, and deeply immersive fishing experience, Russian Fishing 4 is one of the best out there. This isn’t your typical arcade fishing game—everything from the rod setup to the bait selection matters, and every trip to the water feels like a fresh challenge.

The level of detail and realism is honestly impressive. You’re not just mindlessly casting a line; weather conditions, fish behavior, and equipment choices play a huge role in your success. It can be a relaxing experience, but also frustrating at times when the fish just aren’t biting—but hey, that’s real fishing.
Posted 2 June.
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102.0 hrs on record (95.0 hrs at review time)
Let’s be real—staring at a boring, static wallpaper gets old fast. Wallpaper Engine changes the game by letting you customize your desktop with dynamic, animated backgrounds that actually feel alive. Whether you want cinematic landscapes, anime loops, or interactive designs, this app makes it ridiculously easy to find something that fits your vibe.

I’ve been using it for a while now, and honestly, it’s hard to go back to normal wallpapers. The huge Steam Workshop library means there’s something for everyone, and if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own wallpapers with the built-in editor. Plus, it runs super smooth without hogging your system resources—unless you go crazy with complex animations.
Posted 2 June.
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0.0 hrs on record
DayZ Frostline takes the brutal survival mechanics of DayZ and cranks the difficulty up to freezing extremes. With harsh winter landscapes, a constant battle against hypothermia, and a world where even basic survival becomes a struggle, this expansion adds a new layer of intensity to the game. Every step through the snow-covered ruins feels isolating and unforgiving, making survival feel even more rewarding.

Stunning winter environments with immersive weather effects.

New survival mechanics like temperature management and winter gear.

Increased tension—resources are scarce, and food is harder to find.

A fresh challenge even for veteran DayZ players.

Extreme difficulty can be punishing for newcomers.

Some areas feel a bit too empty, making exploration slow.

Occasional performance issues due to complex weather effects.

If you thought DayZ was tough, Frostline will push you even further. It’s a survival experience that demands patience, adaptability, and the will to fight against nature itself. A must-play for hardcore survival fans.
Posted 2 June.
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1,153.3 hrs on record (833.1 hrs at review time)
If you’re looking for a brutal, unforgiving, yet intensely immersive survival game, DayZ is the experience. From the moment you spawn, you’re thrown into a post-apocalyptic world where every encounter could be your last. The tension of scouring abandoned towns for scraps, the fear of hearing gunshots in the distance, and the thrill of player interactions that can go either way—this game delivers raw, heart-pounding survival.

An open-ended sandbox that gives you complete freedom.

Dynamic player interactions—trust no one.

Deep survival mechanics: food, sickness, weather all play a role.

Atmospheric world that feels oppressive and real.

Bugs & glitches still pop up from time to time.

The learning curve can be brutal for new players.

DayZ isn't for everyone—it demands patience, strategy, and a willingness to embrace chaos. But if you love the thrill of true survival, this game is a masterpiece of tension and player-driven storytelling.
Posted 2 June.
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9.0 hrs on record
I never thought I’d get hooked on a game about trucking, but here I am, hundreds of hours deep, cruising through Europe, enjoying the scenery, and somehow completely invested in my virtual trucking empire.

ETS2 is way more relaxing and immersive than I expected. Whether you’re driving through the Alps in the middle of a snowstorm or rolling through the countryside at sunset, the attention to detail is insane. The roads feel real, the truck physics are on point, and there’s something incredibly satisfying about making long-haul deliveries and slowly upgrading your fleet.

Honestly? If you love road trips, relaxing games, or just the idea of running your own trucking business, ETS2 is a must-play. It’s one of those games where you say, “just one more delivery,” and suddenly it’s 3 AM.
Posted 2 October, 2024. Last edited 2 June.
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146.6 hrs on record (120.3 hrs at review time)
PUBG is the game that kicked off the battle royale craze, and even after all these years, it still delivers some of the most intense, high-stakes firefights you can find. There’s something about parachuting in, scavenging for gear, and surviving until the final moments that never gets old.

The gunplay is realistic and satisfying, the maps are huge and full of tactical opportunities, and no two matches ever feel the same. Whether you’re sneaking through a field, getting into a wild vehicle chase, or having an all-out shootout in the final circle, the tension is always there.

What’s great:

Massive maps with tons of variety.

Tense battles where every decision matters.

No gimmicks—just pure survival gameplay.

Could be better:

Performance can be inconsistent on some systems.

Learning curve is tough for new players.

Updates are great, but some feel unbalanced.

PUBG isn’t flashy like some other battle royale games, but that’s what makes it stand out. It’s all about strategy, survival, and skill, and if you’re looking for a gritty, intense, and straightforward battle royale experience, this is still one of the best.
Posted 2 April, 2024. Last edited 2 June.
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