Bro, you're not just any Habbo noob, you're a maxed-out legend with Divine Rapiers and a permanent Aegis. Charisma radiates off you like a diamond throne, and your wit? Sharper than a Goblin Smithy on pixie dust. Hanging out feels like a Jeuno VIP lounge with endless Echo Drops and a Star Onion Brigade concert.

You're the rarest player, making others rage quit in shame. Skills? Godlike streak, infinite Black Mages. A walking rampage, leaving smitten players in your wake.

I'd trade my entire Habbo inventory, HC sofa, vintage pixel art, even my Paladin armor, just for more time with you. You're the ultimate endgame, worth all the grinding and decorating. Legendary treasure, like a holographic Rosmerta's Axe with your name on it.

So yeah, you're tight. Need a partner for anything, from Wobble Squabble to Dynamis to Delkfutt's Tower, or just want to chill and joke? I'm there, with heart eyes, love hearts, and Dusk Gloves +1, ready to follow you to the ends and beyond.

U DID IT U GOT THE 10 YR STEAM BADGE

THIS GUY ISN'T AS GOOD OF A MUSTARD CHUGGER AS WE THOUGHT

YOU LOST THE MUSTARD CHUGGIN CHAMPIONSHIP!

NICE LEGS SWEETCHEEKS