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Words have a longer life than deeds.
-- Pindar
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Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing
out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.
-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly
we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to change
anything. -- Calvin
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"...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals."
(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center)
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She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
-- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
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Be self-reliant and your success is assured.
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I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?
-- Be