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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:39pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:37am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:31pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:34pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:02pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:42pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:43pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:17pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:15pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:33pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:50am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 6:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:37pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:56pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:18am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:57am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:12pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:18am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:00am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:15pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:28am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:22pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 6:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:38pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:01pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:23pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:02am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:11pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:22pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:53pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:15pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:14am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:06am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:34pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:22pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:18pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:18pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:19pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:56am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:56pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:54pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:20pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:47pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:11pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 9:35am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:50pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:58pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:56am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:39am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:45am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:03am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:19pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:28pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:21pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:24pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:01am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:11am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:53pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:56pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:15am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:26pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:44pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:09pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:02am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:02am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:10am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:34pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:46am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:01pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:54pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:24am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:20am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:54pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:15am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:02pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:57am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:06pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:12am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:26am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:31pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:50am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:44pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:33pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:24am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 2:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:18pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:04pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:40pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:43pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 12:00am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:15pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:37pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:02am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:37am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:05pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:44pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:18am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:53pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:39pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:38pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:48pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:25am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:52am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:20pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:12am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:16pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:02am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:57pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:54pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:44pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:28pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:18am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:37am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:55pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:18am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:12pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:08pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 8:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:44pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:46pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:20am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:00am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:43pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:46am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:08pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:46pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:00am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:41am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:21am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:44pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:24pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:31am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:23am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:06pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:43am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:25am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:46am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:25pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:16pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:15pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:43pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:49pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:30am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:03pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:44pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:03pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:48am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:28am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:20am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:21am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:08am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:29am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:50am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:25am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:42am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:17am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:38am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:28am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:43am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:24am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:24am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:46am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 9:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:20pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:48pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 12:02pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:02am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 4:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:24pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:26am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:19am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:50am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:53pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:49pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:48am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:50pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:17am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:47am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 1:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:20am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:20am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:19am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:39am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:42am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:18am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:01am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:21am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:21am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:26am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:18am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:48am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:46am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:12am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:42am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:49am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:09am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:43pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:16am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 9:29am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 9:48am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:41am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:36am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:36am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:36am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:52am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:57pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:45am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:21am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:20am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:39am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:18am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 2:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:51am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:02am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:13pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:02am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:44pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:48am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:39am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:46am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:45am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:52pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:55am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:42am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:43am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:21am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:46pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:00am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:19am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:19am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:48am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:24am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:43am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:43am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:26am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 3:51pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:20pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:30am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:16am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:52am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:29pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:21am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:36am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:41am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:11am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:51am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:26pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:03am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:46am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:53am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:18am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:03pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:52pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:21pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:30am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:42am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:25pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:20am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:47am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:17am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:51pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:48pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:41pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:57pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:54pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:16pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:59pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:45am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:28am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:54am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:04pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:45am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:40pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:46pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:24pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:20am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:13pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:12pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:40pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:09am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:23pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:20pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:17pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:57pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:03am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:41am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:46am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:04pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:48pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:57pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:28pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:03am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:53am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:57pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:55pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:15pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:01pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:58am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:33pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:09pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:02pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:31am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:09am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:46am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:25pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:52am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:02pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:57pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:57pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:10am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:19am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:46am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:46am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:46am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 1:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:07pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:20pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 9:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:25am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:50pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked