I currently hold the world record for most addictions.
1. meth
2. bensons for beds
3. pingers
4. cocaine
5. German Persuasion
6. amber leaf
7. the spectrum
8. horny
9. Folic acid tablets
10. water
11. after sex smell
12. gervais
13. pub toilets
14. lesbian jorts
15. Vaseline
16. five guys lemon wipes
17. EU Passports
18. Glenfiddich
19. trimmings
20. socks
21. lighter fluid
22. Makita
23. blood taste
24. Winter
25. C Major
26. Budweiser
27. Keyboard Crumbs
28. Sand
29. video games that require me to be wet
30. James May
31. toilet seat pubes
32. Germanic Alphabet
33. Phlegm
34. metastatic breast cancer Tissue
35. 35.
36. F4 key
37.Yum Yum Crumbs
38. Morning Taste
39. Throth
40. Drop Shots
42. Skipping a number
41. Dyslexia
43. Farting and walking away
44. Spitting into the air and catching it in my mouth
45. Mild Sexual Frustration
46. Empty Lynx Africa
47. JFK Skull Fragments
48. 2jz sound
49. Earthly Howls
50. The relentless marching of time
51. Grey Covid Masks
52. Unfinished Sentenc
53. Gaelic
54. Hating the Welsh
55. Swansea
56. Everton Fan Sweat
57. Addictions
58. Unearthly Howls
59. Shredded Animals
60. Filth and Grime of all sorts
61. Eye Bogies
62. Hydrogen Peroxide
63. Burger Gravity
64. Tinder Traps
65. Piss sound
66. Cockney Rhyming Slang
67. sdrawkcaB gnipyT
68. Hot Mess
69. Cake Farts
70. Catholic Priests
71. Slaves
72. Black Slaves
73. Arthritis Pain
74. Eye Floaties
75. Upside down Feel
76. Climate Guilt
77. White Guilt
78. Guilt
79. Male Slut Drops
80. ASVK-M Kord-M
81. Silence
82. Elliot
83. Foetid Miasma
84. The loss of close friends
85. Transgender abuse
86. Transgender support
87. F a g g o t r y of any kind
88. Ziplines
89. unskippable 30 second youtube ads
90. Not wiping and letting it crust up and fall off throughout the day
91. cash in hand
92. Peroni Natro Azzurro
93. Testicular torsion
94. Tower hall lvl 10
95. Knee Agony
96. Pedigree math
97. Attacking the D point
98. Foreign
99. Cardiac arrest
100. Milwaukee power tools
101. Vaults
102. two more than one hundred
103. Relentless evasiveness
104. A terrible diet
105. 143kg Leg press
106. Knee Inversion
107. Tree Sap Sticky fingers
108. super glue feel
109. exploding into pocket change
110. removable cover
111. The concept of Thor
112. Self Proclaimed World Records
113. Claret
114. Borders
115. Elena Siegman
116. zub zero mid air piss freezecicle
117. Bottling fruity gamblers
118. Dave Wumpdinger Poo man
119. The Bean Mallet
120. Double ended chain hammer