Steam Community :: Canonically Not A Nonce

Jay-C 2 May, 2022 @ 5:27pm

+Rep And +Respekt Killer

Yuumo 9 May, 2020 @ 7:46am

Koalas are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible animals.

They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, ♥♥♥♥ and occasionally scream like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satan.

Yuumo 9 May, 2020 @ 7:41am

I don’t like little children. I really do not enjoy the presence of any type of homosapiens under the age of 12 and so everytime I see things like this my urge to punch a child grows tenfold. I can recognize the scream of a 7 yr. Old who’s mom wouldn’t let them climb the Christmas tree being carried by the wind for 10 km Before reaching me, and If I took over the world I would make sterilization of everyone on earth a legal requirement merely to prevent the risk of ever accidentally laying my eyes upon a sauce covered child’s face at a restaurant ever again. even if it means that I have to make everyone immortal just to avoid the eventual extinction of humanity as a species.

Yuumo 9 May, 2020 @ 7:40am

I fish because I like to watch the helpless worm struggle as the jaws of death engulf its thriving body as it drowns and wriggles while impaled on the hook, only to be taken out of the water and thrown back in to its inevitable death, because no matter how much it wriggles and writhes, it will only further attract the fish and give it a quicker, more painful death.

Yuumo 9 May, 2020 @ 7:34am

˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

bram ♡ 6 May, 2020 @ 9:40am

+rep not a nonce as far as i know bit fat though

Yuumo 16 Apr, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Why the ♥♥♥♥ does everyone around here think they can tell me what to do? Do you honestly think your attempt to command me has any value on my overall way of being or decision-making process? I'll comment on whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I want to comment on, I'll not have a life if I want to not have a life (and it will still be better than the pathetic excuse for one that is yours) and I will half-heartedly ♥♥♥♥ your mother out of sheer spite and malicious determination. Do you seriously think you can out-argue me? It is who and what I am. I am cursed to argue pointlessly and I will continue to do so against any and all takers, no matter how insignificant and pathetic. That is why you have been graced with my reply, you disgusting little cretin.

bram ♡ 16 Apr, 2020 @ 3:07pm

he's a little bit of a big chungus u3u

Yuumo 16 Apr, 2020 @ 3:02pm

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

bram ♡ 21 Feb, 2020 @ 9:14am

Toby

Yuumo 14 Feb, 2020 @ 9:05am

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

Yuumo 12 Sep, 2019 @ 11:56am

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

Yuumo 9 Sep, 2019 @ 7:57am

I want to ♥♥♥♥ that edited sonic so badly, his cute little trap body makes me go near insane with just absolute sexual need to ♥♥♥♥ his little femboy trap body, those eyes that eminate with absolute sexiness, the ring in the ear and i can use as a little grip during sex, and that smug little attitude he gets, i just want to absolutely ♥♥♥♥ his little trap body until he's begging me to stop, I want to destroy his pink little anus that contrasts so greatly with his blue fur, then, after I make sure that Ive pumped all of my ♥♥♥ into his sweet little anus, I want to start sucking his ♥♥♥♥ with the fury of a thousand warriors, just vacumming the ♥♥♥ right out of his hedgehog femboy trap ♥♥♥♥

My comment of lust isnt some tumblr fed response, its a mark to shield your eyes from the true horror of what I mean

TheMrAdamsz 9 Aug, 2019 @ 6:02pm

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Yuumo 10 May, 2019 @ 4:41pm

No you dont understand

I want to ♥♥♥♥ that edited sonic so badly, his cute little trap body makes me go near insane with just absolute sexual need to just ♥♥♥♥ his little femboy trap body, those eyes that just eminate absolute sexiness, the ring in the ear and i can use as a little grip during sex, and that smug little attitude he gets, i just want to absolutely ♥♥♥♥ his little trap body until he's begging me to stop, I want to destroy his pink little anus that contrasts so greatly with his blue fur, then, after I make sure that I've pumped all of my ♥♥♥ into his sweet little anus, I want to start sucking his ♥♥♥♥ with the fury of a thousand warriors, just vacuuming the ♥♥♥ out of his hedgehog femboy trap ♥♥♥♥

My comment of lust isn't just some tumblr fed response, its just a mask to shield your eyes from the true horror of what I mean

Yuumo 16 Mar, 2019 @ 9:47pm

Toby

sarim-chilla 12 Mar, 2018 @ 4:01pm

bigggg massive gay

Mr Marcin 11 Dec, 2017 @ 3:53pm

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