Hey buddy, just wanted to tell you that you left your strap-on at my place! Hopefully we will meet soon and you can pick it up *wink wink*

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+rep bullies children on Gmod

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An Italian monkey has escaped from his confinement at a Dutch prison. He is highly aggressive towards any children younger than 6 with which he will perform questionable acts. The monkey also has a weird obsession with GMOD MLP rp servers and is believed to have come into contact with many children this way.

We believe this account belongs to the Italian monkey. If anyone knows the whereabouts of this account owner's location or if the monkey is reading this (would be surprising) please contact us at +0318 06 746 37 378

Signed

The Glorious Dutch Empire

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There’s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in today’s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Don’t call yourself Italian if you weren’t baptized in marinara sauce. You are literally too stupid to insult.

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