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My favorite Canadian sniper :D

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

you stop that

-rep, great guy

Otherwise im doing pretty good, you?

This guy just messaged a friend threatening to kill my entire family LOL

anyways hope you're well etc

LOL he's still doing that ♥♥♥♥? imagine doing this for like 3 years straight and thinking its still edgy end trendy

I blocked you cause you werent just bothering me, but you were bothering literally everyone on my friends list Eric. Don't try to contact me again
(sorry for using your comment box to try to talk to him lol you could just delete this and relay it some way)

unblock when?

i wish you would stop commenting on my profile on your billions of alts eric

Tomorrow is the big day, time to be up there with the big boys like eric harris and randy stairs.

+r a p e d
fast and easy with this guy

you have a lot of free time these days huh

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Haha yeah what a ♥♥♥♥ing dumbass. Typical football fans. I think it's about time we ceased this morbid fascination with the "sports" favoured by braindead jocks and instead cultivated an interest in more intellectual pastimes such as Chess, CS:GO, DOTA, etc. I hope to god (no capital letter - it's not a proper noun as there is no such thing) that I live to see the day when the Chess nerd is held in higher regard than the quarterback on the high school Football team.
Edit: Wow, look at all those downvotes! I suppose I must have struck a nerve :-) It's unfortunate that an intellectual such as myself is subjected to such hostility merely for expressing disdain for America's long-running love-affair with anti-intellectualism. I like the fact that the demographics of Reddit have broadened to include the less educated (in that it provides them an opportunity to better themselves) but there are clearly drawbacks to this as well.

what the ♥♥♥♥

a vanilla soy latte is a three-bean soup

a vanilla soy latte is a three-bean soup

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Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜

i like you're hat

added because i like your hat

ohhh hooooohoho ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u keep interbreeding like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur own mother n sister........then u will never have any common sense................human dna improves its capacity of evolutionary process when breeding is done between far reach or new group of people......................................... but u guys keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur mother n sister............its good for ur satisfaction...........

I was sharing a passionate kiss with my romantic interest, when my cellular phone alerted me that someone wished to converse with me. The man on the phone inquired as to what I was engaging in with his daughter. Assuming this man was my romantic interest's father, I explained the conversation I had to her. She informed me that her father was deceased. That is when I thought to myself "If her father is dead, then who was conversing with me on the cellular phone?" And then a human skeletal structure appeared.

Lego bricks are sexist as ♥♥♥♥ and everybody who uses them are sexist male scum that should die, the tubes fit into slots and thats how they fit together, but are there any hole to hole pieces? No. Any tubes to tube pieces? NO. And i'm so pissed that there has never been a transgender lego minifigure, or an asexual minifigure, or a Bigendered minifigure, and all the lego figures have the same molds, the same shape of body, wheres the diversity? Why cant there be overweight figures? Why not anorexic ones? Oh, because it would be dumb? ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ lego, ♥♥♥♥ everybody.

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I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its ♥♥♥♥.

Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small; approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later.

The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house.

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It's him, zappy dan,

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-rep doesnt think my cat is cool enough

eats huge ass

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omg tumblypoos???? has anyone heard of water??? its particles are so smol they are cute lil cinnamon buns???? & if you drink it cold it tastes so good???? it has no taste but like its so refreshing why is no one talking about this lol….

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also 1 isn't really a list but y'know

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I can't look at antlers without getting PTSD. Thanks. ^

I think Bethesda should make a Doom 5, but call it Doom 2: Hell on Earth so that you can never find the old games.

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks

me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

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Essential for bath time.
Equally good for swimming pools.
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he can frag like nobody else can

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

G - I - R - T - H

Father. U.W.U

you wanna take this outside you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fiji asshat

-rep liar and dresses up as an endangered animal so i feel remorse when i stab his stupid ass