When I was like 15 dude I would get drunk all the time and really ♥♥♥♥ faced and do really stupid stuff and my friends would get pissed off because I just kept finger banging everyone's mom and I'd you know titty ♥♥♥♥ everyone's mom and when you're riding your scooter down the road and everyone goes "oh there's Danny the guy who finger banged everyone's mom"