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💄 * 🍆 * 🐝 * 🎄 * 🌸 * 📀 * 🌏 * 💚 * 👔 * 👳 * 🌂 * 🥒 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 👹 * 🎽
ㅤ* My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. Now we just call him S.
ㅤ* I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
ㅤ* What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe