SparklyDeath
Seamus McFackyerself   North Carolina, United States
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31
Trapper
100 XP
 
 
Sorry for much rat accidental


Sometimes, when I look through my phone at all the memes I've downloaded,
I wonder to myself: "Did I save these memes?"
"Or did these memes save me?"
-Dat Kitty 2k17

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Want to take dank in game screenshots like the pros? Click here to check out my handy guide/config! [pastebin.com]

Slaughter patterns: now defined by your friendly local drunkard with cataracts on acid!

Not a YouTuber. See above.

I'm pretty ♥♥♥♥ at CS, but hey, wait, there's no upside, I'm literally trash, end me.

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Yo!
It should be obvious, but the red/blue items on the first two pages of my inventory are a part of my loadout, and are not up for trade, unless you're willing to pay a ridiculous amount or something. Prolly best to get your lowtier red and blue items from somewhere else.


Things I used to own:
AWP Asiimov BS 0.9767 w/ Flammable sticker (Only 4 other blackiimovs with flammable stickers on exchange.)
UMP Riot FN (#14 on exchange) Sold for a key.
P250 Sand Dune BS 0.799997 (#1 on exchange) Sold for 10 keys 3/29/17
USP-S Royal Blue FN 0.0600107 (#1 on exchange) Sold for ~32 keys in items 3/27/17

My ALT, if ya like sand dunes.


-- The way I trade: --

-I'm sometimes willing to overpay if I like your items.

-I mainly go by SteamAnalyst price, although I may deviate from it depending on float,
pattern, etc...

- No scams. If I suspect that you're scamming I will instantly block/report you.

Scamming includes, but is not limited to:

--Offering steam wallet codes, or *most* other items outside the trade window.

--Offering to buy via PayPal without a decent rep thread. ( note, bitcoin is fine. )

--Offering to make me the winner of a jackpot.

--Requiring me to send a trade offer with my items in return for nothing to make sure I don't back
out.

--Requiring my items to be checked to insure that they aren't "glitched", "bugged", or "duped".

If you aren't doing any of that ^^, I'm down to trade any time.


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-- Knife History: --
Huntsman Knife | Boreal Forest (FT)
Flip Knife | Urban Masked (MW)
Bowie Knife | Forest DDPAT (FT)
Shadow Daggers | Blue Steel (MW)
Stat-Trak Falchion Knife | Night (FT)
Huntsman | Case Hardened (WW)
Gut Knife | Marble Fade (FN)
M9 Bayonet | Rust Coat (BS)
Flip Knife | Autotronic (FT)
Bowie Knife | Crimson Web (FT)
Huntsman Knife | Fade (FN) (88% fade)
Huntsman Knife | Fade (FN) (94% fade)
Flip Knife | Lore (FT) (0.19 FV)
Stat-Trak Five-Seven Case Hardened Blue Gem #770 (FT) (FUCKING CURSED)
Flip Knife | Forest DDPAT (MW)
Huntsman Knife | Fade (FN) (Don't know, don't care - fade)
Bayonet | Doppler (FN) (P1) (0.007 fv)
Gut Knife | Tiger Tooth (FN) (0.006 fv)
Bayonet | Lore (FT) (0.18 fv, unscratched blade)
Flip Knife | Marble Fade (FN) (Wierd mostly blue PS)
Karambit | Doppler (FN)
Gut Knife | Doppler (FN)
Gut Knife | Marble Fade (FN) Max FF&I

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76561199129322006 4 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm 
signed by me :) lets play csgo
MARLBORO JEFERSON JR THE 3RD 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:46pm 
yo dog add me back i wana ask u about the p250 u had back in the day with the titian holo and ibuypower sticker on it
it was a budies and trying to track it down to find out the price on it and just see what has happened to it
I see u sold it on reddit 5 years ago
76561199163214811 17 Feb, 2022 @ 10:47pm 
Sup! lets play CSGO💓
76561199165289173 24 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm 
sup! lets go play csgo
Moogular 16 Jul, 2021 @ 3:25am 
send me a friend request, I need to talk to you
SrokSiroknk 7 Jul, 2021 @ 5:52pm 
Hi, there is a trade proposal