gone but not forgotten

n00b

hey chad

Th're can beest only one field marshal; his nameth is Southpaw

@Woozie Mu You've gotta be born a Field Marshal, mate.

I sexually Identify as an Field Marshal. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of commanding over regiments dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting neo nazis. People say to me that a person being a Field Marshal is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install bicorne, pipe and a beard on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mr Granddaddy Marshal Southy the First” and respect my right to lead regiments and artfully maneuver. If you can’t accept me you’re a Francophobe and need to check your line battle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.