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uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm
trying to watch my figure.
Drive-through guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
Drive-through guy: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions.
Drive-through guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cause it's fish.
Drive-through guy: Fillet of Fish...
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
Coke...'cause I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-through guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
Bank fulla coins, never in da red
Tri Tip Stacker
Enemies bled
Ya'll don't even know about a bird on ya head
You tried to rid your mind of malediction
But through all this time
You try to peel it off, and it is such a ride
Your desolation led you into this
Vile incarnation of consummated bliss
I know you need it now to make you feel alive
All your faith, all your rage
All your pain, it ain't over now
And I ain't talking about forgiveness
All your faith, all your rage
All your pain, it ain't over now
It is the cruel beast that you feed
It is your burning yearning need to bleed
Through the spillways
Now I am Slim Shady!
I'm going to f**k your lady!
Look at my f**king chain!
You are kinda f**king lame!
[VERSE 5: LOGIC]
What, like Hungrybox?
Stupid Slim Shady you hungry-for-c*cks?
Please! No one loves your pee!
Eminem has PTSD
I don't even need to battle
Baby face, Blue Face dance dance rattle!
So i will finish you off
Broth
[VERSE 6: SLIM SHADY]
N***a! F**k you!
I've never seen a b*t*h taking so much booze
Wait, no, that is me
Wait, blow, I gotta pee
Listen I'm Glistening
Taking a p*ssening
P*ssing on kicking things
Eminem hitting things!
Eminem doesn't f**k
Eminem pays bucks
Eminem wants to cuck
Eminem eats a huck
So Shut The F**k Up
[VERSE 7: LOGIC & SLIM SHADY]
Ok ok ok ok Eminem
Have you heard of a nice old stem
Admit it. very big
Stupid f**king twiiiig!
You kinda look like my bum
Wait is that is that tru... tru
DONALD TRUMP?!