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Monaco 
🐝 * 💗 * 🐠 * 🐊 * 📘 * 📀 * 🏓 * 🌳 * 💎 * 😺 * 🍧 * 👃 * 🌋 * 🚙 * 👔 * 🌸
ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby." "Is this her first baby?" asked the operator. "No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
ㅤ* Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
📗 * 🥞 * 🐛 * 🏀 * 📘 * 🎁 * 🍧 * 🌋 * 📣 * 🐊 * 📀 * 🎄 * 💃 * 🍆 * ⚡ * 🌳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!