Lines to remember:

"Currot: I have replaced my sexual desires with all that is Osu"
"kelloG_: Furious masturbation is ur friend in stressful situations"
"∆DoggoEpo∆: Sorry just took a huge poop"
"Topper Harley: Carlos! My favorite Columbian drug lord!"
"Currot: What does an alcoholic and a necrophilliac have in common?
Currot: At the end of the day, they just like to kick back and crack open a cold one"

Carlos Carlos Curlos Carlos.

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I suck his deek with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my coom tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat deek
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my bumhole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Bumhole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my bumhole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Bumhole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
So long, it's real