Recent reviews by big fat smelly balls

>Buys Noita
>Starts game
>Kicks large minecart
>Realizes bombs do big boom
>Grabs two "Max health up" heart containers.
>Accidentally throws water vase on ground
>Finished first "Level" and goes to shop.
>Grows 6 additional arms.
>Finds purple potion
>Gets into a fight
>Uses purple potion
>Turns into a flying sheep
>Dies immediately after

10/10 Game, I love it.

Will continue to play for this experience


>Second game
>Kills worm
>Angers gods
>Angry skeleton man kills me in shop

10/10 Would anger gods again

>5 Games later
>Decides to explore the wilderness
>Climbs tree
>Finds mysterious wiggling egg
>Throws egg
>Worm appears
>Eldritch abominations come to eat me
>Dies

10/10 would egg again.

>Finds wand
>Uses
>Sawblades shoot out
>Cool
>Sawblades start chasing me
>Oh no
>Dies

9/10 Actually kinda sad

In short

Noita is good game

Thank you for your time comrades

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[Dont Need To Say Much About This Game ;3 Its Just Amazing ;3]