[ Squeaking ] Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. This car was made in Guatemala. Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers. I bought these shoes from a hobo. Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure. I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming. You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Simpson place. That's why your daddy abandoned it. Oh, what do you know? Well, I know your soil p.H. is up around 9.6, and you need it seven to eight max. Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me. I'll grow something out there. Not if you're plantin' gummy bears. D'oh!

+rep ONE TAP MACHINE
+rep AWP GOD
+rep Killing Machine
+rep Great Aim
+rep Thanks For Carry
+rep Insane
+rep GOOOOD
+rep friendly
+rep nice profile
+rep deagle master
+rep good player
+rep fast trader
+rep very nice and non-toxic player
+rep AWP GOD
+rep Killing Machine
+rep AYYYY LMAO
+rep Insane
+rep Only Headshot
+rep Good AK-47
+rep Great Player
+rep sign me pls
+rep very nice and non-toxic player
+rep Great Teammate
+rep Friendly Person
+rep Headmachine
+rep ONE TAP MACHINE
+rep AK GOD
+rep nice aim
+rep Thanks For Carry
+rep Epic Clutch

[ Squeaking ] Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. This car was made in Guatemala. Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers. I bought these shoes from a hobo. Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure. I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming. You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Simpson place. That's why your daddy abandoned it. Oh, what do you know? Well, I know your soil p.H. is up around 9.6, and you need it seven to eight max. Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me. I'll grow something out there. Not if you're plantin' gummy bears. D'oh!

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Ariel, listen to me. OO languages? It's a mess. Programming in C is better than anything they got over there! The syntax might seem much sweeter, where objects and subtypes play. But frills like inheritance will only get in the way! Admire C's simple landscape--efficiently dangerous! No templates or fancy pitfalls like Java and C++! Program in C! (Program in C!) Program in C! (Program in C!). Pointers, assembly, manage your memory with malloc() and free() ! Don't sink your app with runtime bloat--software in C will stay afloat! Do what you want there, close to the hardware--PROGRAM IN C!

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