1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statements..
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. You are not a simp because Rule#16
24. You will never have sex.
25. You're single
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more ♥♥♥♥ up shiz than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. If you put pineapple on pizzas, you're automatically Gay
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will ♥♥♥.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. If something goes wrong, E baums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
60. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Lurk more — it's never enough..
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. E-dating will never work.
70. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. It will always need more sauce..
81. That's not mud.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet
83. The Internet is SERIOUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUSINESS.
84. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents..
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever
87. Do not trust Flat Earther.
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. The number of objects and situations yet to be porn-ified spontaneously decreases over time.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks ♥♥♥♥♥.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.
98. The NSA is out to get you, no exceptions.
99. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems..
100. ZOMG NONE