- #1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AU
- Aquiring "True Homie" Status
- Certified Hottie
- Australia's #1 Stud
- Winning Zeeko's Biggest Weeb Award 2K16
- Winning Goody's Most T H I C C Weeb 2K16


- Case: NZXT Noctis 450, Corsair Red LED AF Fans
- Cooler: Corsair H100i Push/Pull
- Motherboard: MSI G45 Z87
- CPU: Intel 4770k
- Graphics Card: MSI GTX 1080 Gaming X
- Soundcard: Creative Soundblaster Z
- Storage: Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD, Seagate Barracuda 2TB HD
- PSU: Corsair R750x 750W 80+ Gold, CableMod Red Sleeved Cables
- Peripherals: Ducky G2 Pro, Roccat Kone XTD, Roccat Riavo
- Audio: Astro Mixamp 2013, AudioTechnica ATH-AD500x, Blue Snowball
- Monitors: BenQ XL2011T 144hz and 2x LG 24EA53, Silverstone 3 Monitor Stand



Block your teammates as much as possible for maximum rage.
ALWAYS flash your teammates when given the opportunity.
Run around corners spraying your ass off to give away your location.
Scream WTF every time you die. It shows you care.
Tell kids they're bad, even when they're owning your face; when that doesn't phase them, skip to rule 8.
Use the word ♥♥♥ in every possible situation; even when it doesn't apply!
Feel free to insult everyone. You're hiding behind a PC anyways; what can they do?
Everyone who kills you is a hacker. You *must* call them such!
AWP ♥♥♥♥♥ yourself when you have the funds.
Go AFK at the beginning of the round, and, by some sort of magic, come back to the PC when you are the last man standing. Proceed to take as long as possible.
The game always hates you; and complaining about it is a good excuse as to why you died!
Never follow strats. Just bum rush everywhere and ruin everything in your path. It pisses off your caller enough to make them shut up eventually! :)
You must always tell your teammates when you are stoned, smoking, or drinking/drunk. They totally give two ♥♥♥♥♥ about it.
When you see your teammates walking: RUN LIKE AN ELEPHANT. Don't worry.. They won't hear you!