Recent reviews by cowboy man

the growing size of the black bass strikes fear into my heart

lucky! cookie! vicky!!!!!!!!

this game is mediocre and doesn't do anything well at all, the story is uninteresting because all the notes you find are pre-crisis and next to nothing during the crisis, just dead people everywhere. combat is a joke where you stunlock every enemy by mashing the melee button on intended difficulty, and completed the game with over 100 ammo remaining because there's no reason to use any bullets. the puzzles are boring and has the solution in the same room. the open areas are far too big for no reason filled with a huge empty space with enemies that you can avoid by walking around everything and then you have to backtrack to the start of each big area to pad for play time. the horror aspect feels like an afterthought with only consisting of a couple of lame jumpscares.
the worst thing about the game is the camera, it constantly gets in the way and you're always fighting against it, it's trying to combine both a slow tracking camera and a fixed camera angle and it does both poorly with it changing scenes constantly when you're just trying to navigate. the ambient music is good, however its buggy and will sometimes cut out before looping.

game needed more time in the oven with more voices in the room


no motion blur toggle

the eternal battle

instant death mechanics up the wazoo, combat feels like the worst chore in comparison to the other two games

this company sure is lethal

this is genuinely one of the worst games ive ever played. even worse than resident evil 1, that game was at least somewhat enjoyable but this game is just far worse in too many ways. ive never played a more unfun game with enemies that have unreactable attacks along with a dodge roll that has no invincibility frames, enemies that can permanently stun lock you to death, several soft locks, getting stuck inside of enemies, boring combat that lacks variety, unlockable abilities that are far far worse than ones you get at the start of the game, long drawn out exposition that has no meaning and by far the worst thing is that the awful story of this game is important to no more heroes 3. dont play this trainwreck dumpster fire of a videogame and instead watch the cutscenes on youtube before playing the 3rd game in the series. this game is that bad i wish i was exaggerating but it genuinely is that miserable to play

live kaito reaction

this game is super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if you dont have black kings bar you lose the game and if the enemy team hates you enough, they'll stall 40 minutes so you waste your life playing this awful game

someone shouted the n word