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Who else pretends their penis is a gear shift lever when it gets hard and pretends to shift from Reverse to 1st gear, 2nd gear, 3rd gear, 4th gear, and finally 5th gear?

Usually when my penis gets hard I’d just masturbate it off but recently I’ve just been getting tired of masturbating. It just not the same anymore. It puts me right to sleep, gets ♥♥♥ all over me, and I just been feeling miserable and dirty after it.

Now, my alternative has been pretending it is a gear shift lever on a manual car. It can be pretty funny.

I seriously hope I’m not the only one.

WARNING: YOU IT’S EASY TO HURT YOUR PENIS WHILE PRETENDING IT’S A GEAR SHIFT LEVER. REPLICATE THIS PRACTICE ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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