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Somekid 27.12.2024 klo 7.20

I just smashed my optometrist appointment.

My optometrist told me that I have surprisingly well-hydrated eyes. Smooth, glassy surface, not a dry spot in sight. He asked me if I take extra supplements or use eye drops to achieve that. I don’t. I just wake up like that. And it stays that way the whole day.

My retinas “could have been in a textbook”.

As for my eyesight, it did not get worse. It actually got BETTER. Didn’t even know that was possible. I had 20/20 vision with my glasses before. Now I have 20/15 vision, which is “better than perfect”.

My eyes should be in a medical journal.

But does any of this make me better than anybody else? Well, yes. The doctor said so.

Take care of your health folks. Go to all your appointments.

Influx 30.6.2024 klo 22.26

Do I get a um, hug ;-;

Somekid 2.6.2024 klo 10.36

Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Skibidi, you think you are so sigma because of your mewing streak huh? Guess what beta, when I am hitting the griddy with my level 10 gyatt we'll know who's the true sigma. You may be Kai Cenat, ♥♥♥♥ you pay your fanum tax, I'll give you that, but don't forget that I am baby gronk, and remember, when I get my Livvy Dunne and she's jelqing me, you'll be edging to it like a soyboy, does that sound too Ohio to you? Well wasn't it Ohio too when you started looksmaxxing as if it would change the fact that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gooner with L. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. rizz. You don't like it, but I will always have the Fortnite battle pass... I. Mog. You. You do the thug shake with dat thicc cake when I tell you to. Better have some Grimace Shake to wake you up to the reality that you are just another sus NPC amogus.

Somekid 31.12.2023 klo 22.10

You wanna know how i got this drip? My father, was a sigma, from ohio. And one night, he goes off sussier than the imposter at 3 am. Mommy gets the baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunn to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the OG fortnite rizzler to ohio, laughing the ocky way while he does it. He turns to me and says, "What the dog doing?" He griddys at me with the goofy ahh kai cenat grimace gyatt level 3. "WHAT THE DOG DOING?" He sticks the ice spice squid game lightskin stare in my mouth and says..."Let's put a skibidi toilet on that cuh dey board."

Somekid 15.7.2023 klo 13.00

You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And, to add insult to injury, you defacate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say "Oh, I'll get you later." But later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but atleast I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of 'Catcher in the Rye' and then lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation of how Holden Caufield was some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much. He's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible.

Somekid 21.11.2022 klo 18.40

Last time I tried to hold her hand (surprise hand holding 😇) when she wasn't looking and she screamed and ran away. I tried to run after her but she kept calling me a "creep" and a "weirdo". When I heard that I instantly snapped and I got on all fours and starting howling and growling at her. The urge overcame me, and I ♥♥♥♥ all over the floor and I began sprinting on all fours and the ♥♥♥♥ spread everywhere and I couldn't stop it I tried to hold back but I couldn't stop. The teachers tried to stop me but the ♥♥♥♥ on the floor made it impossible to reach me in time. The next day she dropped her pen (we sit next to each other in math 😇) I then proceeded to eat the pen. How do I get her to like me?

Somekid 20.7.2022 klo 10.16

I am driving a lifted Dodge RAM truck. My lifted Dodge RAM truck has blinding white LED headlights positioned exactly at eye level. I am currently tailgating you in the right lane, even though you're going 20 miles an hour over the speed limit, and the left lane is open. There are Monster Energy and Fox Racing stickers on the rear windshield of my lifted Dodge RAM truck. There are perfectly clean mud tires and massive chrome rims on my lifted Dodge RAM truck. I make $31,000 a year and thought that that was a wise financial decision. I bring cases of Bud Light to girls at high school parties when my wife and children aren't home. My lifted Dodge RAM truck has a gun rack which holds the AR-15 that I bought at Walmart. Yeti coolers kick ass!

Somekid 9.12.2021 klo 20.24

So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.

I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.

She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my ♥♥♥♥." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.

She wont respond to my texts.

Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"

Now im blocked.

Somekid 22.11.2020 klo 9.21

$0.86 will get you 26 ounces of table salt. A grain of salt is about 0.0000585 grams or 0.000002064 ounces. That's somewhere around 12,596,900 grains of salt. If you really wanted to splurge, you could spend an extra $0.14 to get another 1,900,000 grains to take you up to an exhilarating 14,500,000 grains of salt. Just imagine how much fun you could have with almost 15 million grains of salt. You could put some in your neighbor's car's gas tank. You could put some in your own gas tank. You could even pour some into a water bottle and drink it to pretend you're lost at sea and can only drink salt water. The possibilities are as endless as the number of grains of salt you have.