-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

⡿⣼⡟⣾⣿⢫⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣳⣿⣱⣿⣿⣿⡋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⣿⢸⣿
⢳⣟⣼⡿⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣹⡿⣃⣿⣿⣿⢳⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⢿⣿
⡟⣼⣿⣱⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣫⣾⢸⢿⣿⡟⣿⣶⡶⢰⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⠄⠄⠄⢼⣿⣸⣿
⣽⣿⢣⣿⡟⣽⣿⣿⠃⣲⣿⣿⣸⣷⡻⡇⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⣏⣎⣸⣦⣠⡞⣾⢧⣿⣿
⣿⡏⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⡏⠙⣿⣿⣤⡿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢟⡞⣰⣿⣿⡟⣹⢯⣿⣿⣿
⡿⢹⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈⠻⣿⣿⣮⣿⣿⣯⣏⣼⣿⠿⠏⣰⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿
⡀⣼⣿⢰⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠄⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⠿⠛⢾⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿
⠄⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡋⠉⣠⣴⣾⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⡏
⠄⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⢸⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠘⢿⣿⠏⠄⣿⣿⣿⣹
⠄⢻⡇⢸⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣼⠃⠄⢰⣿⣿⢯⣿

POV: Eminem is holding you captive in your own basement
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that’s an awfully taunt

sailors knot

can you escape it?

prolly not.

try to leave the basement, you’ll get shot

pull out my nine

it goes pop pop

Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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-Alfred Fistcock - Die Vögeln
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-Spiel mir am Glied bis zum Tod
-Spritzgebäck vom Fickolaus
-Robin Futt im Mösenwald
-Auf Schloss Bumms klappern die Nüsse
-Bananenfick in Mosambik
-Der Glockenturm des Herrn Kaplan
-Die Reise zum G-Punkt der Elke
-Die Prinzessin auf der Eichel
-Die Schwanzwald Klinik
-Frisch gefickt und abgemolken
-Kompanie Huren 2: Trommelfeuer aus der
Sackkanone
-Ohne Bockschein darf kein Bock rein
-Pulp Fickschön
-RoboCock

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